Mexican Words of the Day...

MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY....




BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?

BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how
to read so I SHOULDER.

COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry
because I had to go COCKATOO!

SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to
HEATER in the back!

BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!
Julyer!!!

MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja.
I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!

TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got
HERPES.

HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said
HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona...youscared me!

HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO
go!